This is pretty cool. I was playing around with my feeds in the yahoo mail beta (which I’m trying out) and decided I wanted to blog.

Creature/Banquet Spoonerism 

A spoonerism is a transposition of initial sounds of two or more words (as in "tons of soil" for "sons of toil"). So… What is a spoonerism for a counterfeit creature as opposed to a banquet of oven-cooked foods? Check out for the answer.

11:35 AM

Friday’s Feast 156:

Appetizer
Describe your laundry routine. Do you have a certain day when you do it all, or do you just wash whatever you need for the next day? Once a week. No particular day–whenever we have a day off.

Soup
In your opinion, what age will you be when you’ll consider yourself to truly be old? Hmm, somewhere around fifty. Still…there’s old and there’s OLD. As a child I had this ballet teacher who was definitely over fifty but, physically, put us self-assured little brats to shame. I bet she could easily have kicked our tiny hinies. (And from 20 yr. old to the world: 30 is NOT old! Geez. People actually mature around that age. Usually…)

Salad
What is one of your goals? Is it short-term, long-term, or both? To finish my novel. As for the term…I’ve been working on the series for about 7 years. What do you think?

Main Course
Name something unbelievable you’ve seen or read lately. Um…that’s pastor’s wife getting off the hook for murdering her husband. That was more bizarre than the Kay Hooper audiobooks I’m listening to.

Dessert
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how happy are you today? Uh, I’d say 11, but I’m pretty sure it’s monthly thing.  (Yeah, extremely hyper or extremely angry…I like the first one.)

Friday Fun: Friday Flavors:

Friday Fill-in #33:

1. There’s coffee and then there’s goooooood coffee! (LOL! Got that from a Garfield cartoon.)
2. Subscribe to Amazon.com because it’s awesome!
3. I love a good book because it helps me refined my own writing–and it’s enjoyable, too.
4. My favourite position is lounging–I guess I’m just a down-to-floor kind of girl. LOL!
5. I need to quit my "old" job–as much as I love my co-workers.
6. I need to start saving money.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to finishing season 1 of The Office, tomorrow my plans include work (what else?) and Sunday, I want to watch Stardust! (Yeah, right.)

 

OMG! This is hilarious! Check out this site: Draw a pig! (Hey, it isn’t like I’m eating the pig, ok?) Anyway, here’s mine:

You drew the pig:

Toward the middle, you are a realist. (Uh…you know I’m a fiction writer, right? I live in my own little world…and there’s nothing real about…except maybe the murders…neh. Rafim, naiads, and magic daggers that never miss their target–not real stuff.)

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) (Yes to the first–to an extent. Uh…the second is highly debatable. The third…well, God bless yahoo calendar alerts. LOL!)

With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker. (Are you calling me Emo? For the last time…I AM NOT EMO. Goth, maybe. A little. And hey, I totally care about details…when it comes to writing. Risk-taker? Me? Only when I’m hyper.)

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals. (Stubborn. That’s a nice way of putting it.)

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener. (If you give me a good story. Remember: truth is stranger than fiction.)

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail. (What the he–er, bloody dickens?! When I’m married, sure…to that genius Jew out there. Yeah, I’m waiting for you…oops. I think I scared him away!)

Eh, sounds fair.

09:07 AM

I woke up at 6:30 this morning with a stomach flu. My first thought, as I rolled over in bed to look at my clock, was "Oh my God! What am I doing awake this early?" Then, the nausea crept into my gut like an insidious tide. The room around me tilted and swam dizzily.

Oh. That’s why.

Though puzzled that I was sick in the morning when my stomach usually decides to get sick in the evenings, I nonetheless enjoyed being able to just lie in bed. It’s been forever…at least, it seems that way.

When I awoke again, I decided to kill time by listening to New Moon. I almost stopped because a few minutes into where I had left off last night, all the characters started coming down with the stomach flu.

I just chortled at the irony and kept it playing. The flu part of the story didn’t last long; and it wasn’t like I could eat anything anyway. *rolls eyes*

What’s really annoying is when I get sick like this and yet still (in some part of my body) feel hungry. I mean, does that make any sense at all? Nauseated and hungry at the same time?!

By the afternoon, I sick of flat, plain, gentle foods. Yesterday’s lasagna called my name seductively. I knew my stomach couldn’t handle that, but I asked Imah just in case. She laughed at me. Oh well. A girl can dream, can’t she?

And, hey, at least I got some ice cream out of this. That makes everything all better. *shut up, you stupid stomach!* Yep. All better.

Here’s some quizzes I took because I’m sick of being sick:

You Are An Orange Girl

You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition. You’re spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive. But you’re also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures. You resent rules … as well as people’s attempts to control you! What Color Girl Are You?

What can I say? I have a split personality. An agressive side and a mild side. My mother once discussed me with a friend who turned out to be familiar with psychology and the like. He defined me as "passive aggressive". Yeah, that’s sounds about right; better than Imah’s term for me: "sly/sneaky".

I prefer a mostly peaceful existence with occasional breakouts. I’m not much of a risk taker, though (breaking Imah’s rules every once in a while is about as far as I’ll go).

But, yeah, I do have a thing about control. I guess I’ve just known too many controlling people and saw how they hurt people’s lives.

Your Nail Polish Color is Pink

How you’re unique: You’re girly without being high maintenance Why your style rocks: You’re the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend" What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

Oo! My favorite color! (Despite my current fondness for dark reds).

I do think of myself as girly, and I am often complimented on my clothing style. I think my friends need a reminder not to puff my head up too much. I come complete with my own high ego, thanks.

Your Power Bird is an Eagle

You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships… but you’re worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine. What’s Your Power Bird?

I’m not so sure I’m a spiritual person so much as I’m fascinated by the spiritual realm. Yeah, my dreams and goals are often set (frustratingly) high. I hope to God no one looks to me for guidance. I’m still dealing with that rebel in me. I am demanding…but I’m so worth it. *wink* I only hope I can reach some of what I dream for my life.

You Are A Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Girl

Creative. Expressive. Unique. What Flavor Ice Cream Girl Are You?

*smug shrug* What can I add to that?

08:40 PM

Friday Fill-in #18

1. OMG I just saw a crow stalking me!
2.  Blankety blank… the end. (I’m in a "let’s screw with people" mood today. LOL!)
3. When I want anything I generally look cute. (LOL!)
4. If I can write can you read?
5. What a princess sees princess owns.
6. It’s been dull since you were away.
7. This weekend, I’m most looking forward to being with my wubby.

Friday 5 

1. What is your favorite outdoor activity? Dancing (then rollerblading).
2. Are you outdoors not often enough, too often, or just often enough? Not nearly enough, no way.
3. When was the last time you slept in a tent? Hmm…probably a few years ago. *tear*
4. Where is your favorite beach? Rialto!
5. In what social, academic, or professional group are you on the outer fringes of?  In what social, academic, or professional group are you right in the middle of? Myspace doesn’t count, right? LOL! The only group thing I’m really into right now is dance.

Friday Fiver: Get Up, Stand Up

1. Turn your head to the right — what do you see? That huge old-fashioned radio–about half my size!

2. Stand-up — do you like how tall you are? I wouldn’t mind being a tiny bit taller, but I’m the perfect height for my wubby.

3. Do you believe in heaven or hell? Both. Oh yeah.

4. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? Currently? The "Diva" necklace my wubby gave me.

5. What is the last thing you took from someone else? I accidently took my friend C4’s matches home with me last weekend. LOL!

Five on Friday: Potty Mouth 

1. Do you curse/swear or otherwise use curse/swear words? Occasionally.

2. Do you substitute faux curse words, like shoot or crap, for the real thing? Oh yes. Shoot, crap, sh-sugar cookies, doggone it. Also, gibberish.

3. Which curse words and phrases do you abuse most often? Crap, damn, hell–most of the time I use gibberish. It’s fun, and I like seeing the look on people’s faces when I go "gr-ibb-ibb-ah" or "juh-goo-dah".

4. Are you annoyed or pleased when you hear movies, songs, or shows that have been edited to cover or replace inappropriate language? Mostly, I appreciate the editing.

5. What are your thoughts on the use of curses and swear words in modern society? Is it more or less prevalent than in previous generations? Is it fine or causing irreprable harm to our culture? Do you think we should create (or in some cases keep) laws forbidding cursing? I think cursing should be kept to a minimum; it can’t be good for a person to do or to hear. It is definitely more prevalent now. I do not think it should became a legal matter, though. No way.

 

Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio

You are a powerful character. You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature. You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you. You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want. Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo

05:11 PM

Because I have too much on my hands. (And I’m as bored and moody as the dickens!)

THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Unwritten, by Natasha Bedingfield.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? Yeah. The feet.

WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Hello? You’re asking a writer. Mind, of course! (Although I do get a bit paranoid about my hands.)

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Whenever I need to.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN ITEM? Food!!

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? I don’t want to talk about it. You don’t want to get me going.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? SUV. Oo…hot pink hummer…

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Yes.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT
BE? Telekinesis. (Not to be confused with telepathy. I totally do not want to be inside people’s heads. *shudder*)

 

Thanks for the questionnaire, blue! I shall now depart. (I’m moody, remember?) 

07:37 PM

Just posting this meme I found on The Ice Box blog:

1. Available or Single? Huh? Single.
2. Best friend? Micky and Ariel.
3. Cake or pie? cake–ice cream cake!
4. Drink of choice? COFFEE!!!!!!!
5. Essential item? glam jewelry (beside my novel–that’s my soul)
6. Favorite color? Pink!!
7. Gummi bears or worms? Ew, neither.
8. Hometown? *classified*
9. Indulgence? lip gloss (I have way too many.)
10. January or February? January.
11. Kids and names? None.
12. Life incomplete without? My writing.
13. Marriage date? N/A
14. Number of Siblings? Too many.
15. Oranges or Apples? Apples.
16. Phobias/fears? Dark. My mother’s driving. Cars and driving in general.
17. Favorite Quotation? If I told you, I’d have to kill you. (No really–that’s my fave quote.)
18. Reason to smile? I have my reasons. *grin*
19. Season? Summer.
20. Tag three people: Ariel, Virginia, and Krysten.
21. Unknown fact about me: If I told then it wouldn’t be unknown, would it?
22. Vegetable you hate: Spinach.
23. Worst habit? Being impatient.
24. X-rays I’ve had: None.
25. Your favorite food? Pizza or lasagna.
26. Zodiac? Scorpio. Chinese horoscope: Tiger. Celtic horoscope…

You Are A Chestnut Tree

You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice. And even though you’re impressive and intimidating, you’re also fun to be around. You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior. Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal. Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

08:03 PM

Here are great avatars when you’re feeling crabby:

Anyway, I’ve been complaining lately–about not getting sick. It’s complicated, but I knew I was going to get sick soon and I figured Hey, I’ve got the weekend off. Why not get sick then? Heh heh. Yeah. That’s what I get. I’m so nauseous, I keep heading for the bathroom in order to save the livingroom carpet. And what do I get for my trouble? Dry heaves! (On a lighter note, I get these spinning-room thrills whenever I stand up…Oh, that’s right. I hate those rides!!!!)

So, I’ve been on the couch all day–having the laptop on my lap whenever I wasn’t heaving–having nothing really to do and no one to talk to. Yeah, yeah, I know; quit the pity party. At last I realized: Blast! I forgot to do Unconscious Mutterings! So, without further ado:

1. Hardball :: isn’t/wasn’t that a tv show?
2. Sleepless :: …in Seattle (seen it–don’t remember [liking] it)
3. Graduation :: evolution
4. Presents :: as in…gifts? I knew I liked you.
5. Toe :: tic-tack…
6. Lotion :: what I use often (me love!)
7. Snicker :: what I do upon successfully pulling off a scheme (or planning another scheme)
8. Eve :: Adam (and that blasted apple!!)
9. Investment :: looking ahead
10. Pain :: a constant life companion

And now for a random survey… The Four

4 jobs that I have had:
1. summer tutor
2. camp counselor
3. office assistant
4. cashier

4 movies that I could watch over and over:
1. Midnight
2. The Longest Day
3. Pirates of the Caribbean
4. The Italian Job

4 places I have lived:
1. Lots of places across Washington state

4 TV Shows I love:
1. Numb3rs
2. NCIS
3. Criminal Minds
4. CSI

4 places I have been on vacation:
1. Disneyland
2. Nevada/Arizona
3. Goldendale Observatory
4. the beaches and mountains of Washington

4 websites that I visit the most:
1. yahoo
2. myspace
3. DragonFable
4. del.icio.us

4 favorite foods:
1. ice cream (glidah…mmm)
2. pizza (or anything with cheese)
3. grilled cheese sandwiches (especially with soup)
4. apple pie

4 places I would rather be:
1. Heaven…
2. Israel
3. Arizona/Texas
4. Somewhere warm!

Okie. I go suck on my peppermint now. (I don’t think it helps my nausea, but at least I’m doing something.) Farewell!

07:46 PM

I went to see The Prestige on Friday with the Girlz (Ariel, Trin, and Micky my evil twin). It was very last minute. Ariel called and asked if I wanted to go. I wanted to, but Imah had commissioned me to move the top of the evil bunk beds into another room–but first I had move a whole bunch of other stuff to make that possible. I had to have it done that day. Fortunately, the bunk would not fit through the door without my having to take it completely apart. Why do I say "fortunately"? Because, my dear reader, the necassary tools were lacking. We had borrowed tools from someone to put the bunks together.

This freed up some time, and I was able the see the movie. The plot is so complicated, Ariel and I had trouble explaining it to her mother (who wanted the whole story). I think it was to die for though. (*ahem* perhaps that is a poor choice of words *ahem-hem*.) I like to make my plots rather complicated. I’m afraid some are too complicated. We shall see, shan’t we?

 

Despite my certainties against it, I actually did go to Puyallup again this weekend. This time, Ariel took along a couple of her sisters, Talitha and Tryphena. Five-year-old ‘Phena had boundless energy and attached herself to poor Chris (the cool musician dude). Hey, better him than me. Yoseph brought his CD player and some of us did some dancing (I’m going to call him Yoseph now because it’s so awesome that way). 

Afterward, I still felt like dancing, so Ariel took me home (her original home) and, after I’d said hello to all the family, we danced some more. I must mention my evil twin’s creation: she has been working on a clay tiger for three weeks–and it’s amazing. Beautiful. Such talent in that family.

Now, for today’s Unconscious Mutterings: 

1. Costume :: ball (or party)
2. Beg :: (I think of) dogs
3. Hottie :: David Krumholtz. There, I said it, ok? 
4. Celebrity :: see above
5. Saturday :: My favorite day of the week. Especially, when I spend it in Puyallup.
6. Buckle :: boots
7. Doorbell :: prank
8. Rude :: drivers
9. Absence :: leave of…
10. Hyper :: me on caffeine (Can you say "Hammie the Squirrell"?)

And for a random questionnaire I received from a friend on myspace: 

Who was the last person you…

Hung out with? Ariel

Rode in a car with? Ariel

Went to the movies with? I went to see The Prestige with Ariel, Trinity, and my evil twin.

Went to the mall with? Went shoe shopping for Talitha and Tryphena with them and Ariel.

You talked on the phone to? Imah

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither–but the tongue would be worse.

Be serious or be funny? Funny.

Drink whole or skim milk? Whole.

Die in a fire or drown? Yikes. Um…fire?

Spend time with your parents or enemies?  ??? Parents.

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

Do you like anyone? *pleads the fifth*

Sun or moon? Moon!

Winter or Fall? I’m going to say fall–it rarely snows here.

Left or right? Right.

10 acquaintances or two best friends? Two best friends.

Sunny or rain? I love both at the same time.

Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla!!!!!!!!

What time is it? 11:55am

First Name? Yoli

How many kids do you want? I’m still fighting the fear that any children I have will be like I was as a child. *shudders*

Do you want to get married? One day. (Imah says not until I’m thirty. LOL! I hope not that late!)

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut.

Have you ever eaten spam? Yeck! I mean, yes.

Favorite ice cream? Vanilla with caramel and toffee (second fave: coffee).

How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Raisin Bran (mine) and Frosted Mini Wheats (Imah’s).

Current mood? Fair (I don’t really feel anything, but, hey, I don’t feel bad).

IN . THE. LAST. 72 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

Sang? Haha! Of course!

Been hugged? Quite a bit. (Sweet little Tryphena–get her off!!!)

Felt stupid: Duh.

Missed someone: Yes.

Danced Crazy: LOL! Yes!!

Gotten your hair cut? No…but soon.

Cried: No.

Lied: Maybe?

Have you ever been searched by the cops? Heavens no!

Do you have a Dog? Not anymore/ not yet.

When’s the last time you’ve been sledding? Sledding? What’s that? j/k. It’s been years.

Do you believe in ghosts? Angels and demons–yes. "Ghosts"–no.

Do you consider yourself creative? I like to imagine myself that way.

 

Farewell!

12:59 PM

I have nothing to report…sir! (except that I may not be getting online tomorrow.)

Thank God it’s my Friday! Sort of…

Your Element is Metal

Your power colors: white, gold, and silver Your energy: contracting Your season: fall You are persistent (and maybe even a little bit stubborn). If you see something you want, you go for it. You have a lot of strength, and it’s difficult to get you down. Very logical, you tend to analyze everything going on in your life.

Ah yes. I love white and silver. I am finding fall exhilarating (something about that pre-storm air–and I’ve always loved wind). Stubborn? Just ask my Imah–she’ll tell you just how stubborn I was (poor woman). Yes, I can be extremely determined–if I want something badly enough. The only person who can get me down is ME! Finally, yes, I tend "over-analyze" things–read meanings into things (like dreams), etc.

05:01 PM

Whew! A lot has been happening lately. First and foremost, I’ve been getting more hours at work (hey, I asked for it). I’ve recently done my first closing shift. It was pretty fun (I have a knack for making things fun–the guys I closed with did contribute to the fun a bit too).

Strangely, I’ve had this high lately. A co-worker of mine finally asked me, "Why are you smiling all the time?" I simply replied that I’m a goofball–that’s what Imah says. Yeah, I can’t explain it. Maybe it has something to do with my working later in the day than usual (I’m a night person; according to Imah, I get a hyper-energy boost some time after 8pm.), but it’s getting embarrassing. My co-workers have gotten used to me being the quiet girl and yet I’ve been hyper and silly on my last two work days. (And, yeah, I splashed one of my co-workers with some water when we were sassing each other–and he squirted me back! What I’d like to know is: What is it with me and splashing people?! LOL!)

Sadly, my favorite co-worker left last week for a new job far away. Well, I’m not much for mourning, and it sounds like a great opportunity for him, so…Mazel Tov!  –And keep in touch!

Ah, yes, Imah got sick and has recovered. I think I may have given her a stomach bug. I think it’s going around. A co-worker of mine had it the other day–and when I heard him talk about it, I started feeling sick too! Really sick. (Must have been that stupid sugar I had the day before. Grr.) Imah has a…third? fourth?…job now. She’s really excited about it. Also, she’s applying for a manager position in a nearby city (where my evil twin lives!). If she gets the job, we’ll be moving there! Oh! The joy! The benefits that could come from this! It’s a bigger city–more job opportunities for me. (And, yes, I’d be closer to my friends and their little siblings who often get mistaken for my children. *rolls eyes*). *sigh* I’m getting too excited about this. Chances are slim. Ah well.

I’m really excited about my novel again. I had a bad case of writer’s block but that’s gone. I’m excited because I can see the end. I’ve never finished a novel before–only short stories. This will be my first.

Speaking of short stories: The two-part series REAL? has been edited/modified/updated/made acceptable for public reading. So, in addition to working on my novel, I’ll be getting the end of REAL? up on my stories’ site. Hopefully, I can get myself to do part II: DREAM. It hasn’t even been written yet! And I have so many other stories in my "to do" queue. Well, REAL? does work as a stand-alone.

I believe that’s all, folks! Now for…

Unconscious Mutterings: 

1. Running :: scared
2. Alternative :: music
3. Cope :: with life
4. Lots :: of fun
5. Sympathetic :: (Some one once pointed out to me that "pathetic" was part of sympathy. So, if slap that person, I need not feel remorse, correct?)
6. Barn :: I couldn’t hit the broad side of a…
7. Totally :: Right on, dude!
8. Baby :: I prefer the term "cookie". (Have a cookie, cookie.)
9. Undeniable :: my splendor.
10. Watermelon :: If you have never had a seed-spitting fight, you have never lived!

And now I must go. I’m leaving town for my brother’s early birthday celebration.
Shalom Olam! 

02:02 PM