So, as I twittered while I was lounging lazily in bed, I went to a bar for the first time last night. It isn’t something that’s been high on my list. I prefer a nice, quiet glass of wine at home. It was fun, though. I went out with my Prince and two of his friends to see the Fast and Furious movie. After that, we went to a bar/casino/bowling lanes and laughed at the people singing karaoke. We all goaded each other to go up and sing, but none of us did. It was painful to hear that wasted woman brutalize So What. I love that song, and she killed it! Ugh. Maybe I wouldn’t have minded if I was drunk.

Unconscious Mutterings 325: 

1. Lease :: car, apartment
2. Dead :: …on arrival
3. Removed :: …from the scene of the crime (notice a theme forming?)
4. Broke :: My financial status.
5. Lips :: Sugar…
6. Flight ::…or fight
7. Three hours :: …til dawn
8. Give :: MY magic word. LOL!
9. Technical :: …report
10. Hurry :: …to remove all evidence of the party.

Sunday Stealing: The 40 Meme

1. My uncle once : almost came to live with us.

2. Never in my life : have I admired and loved such a man as the Prince.

3. When I was seventeen : I was annoyed and freaking out about turning 18 next.

4. High School was : Exactly what I wanted– all mine.

5. I will never forget : My first contact w/ my Prince.

6. I once met : Hm, I’ve met a lot of interesting people from different places/countries. My Prince is the most interesting.

7. There’s this girl I know who : is called Death–for good reason. LOL! I love my psychotic friends.

8. Once, at a bar : Exactly. ONCE at a bar. This was my first time.

9. By noon, I’m usually : Bored. I’m getting to like getting up early. By noon, everything’s done.

10. Last night : I went to a bar for the first time. And I got to see my Prince again! *happy*

11. If only I had : more time. Oh, more money wouldn’t hurt either. LOL!

12. Next time I go to gym/church : I get to teach dance. I’m bugging my Prince to make sure he comes!

13. Susan Boyle : has an amazing life story.

14. What worries me most : right now, is my finances.

15. When I turn my head left, I see : my cellphone and my blueberry muffin. Mm, my favorite muffin!

16. When I turn my head right, I see : the mirror/coat rack.

17. You know I’m lying when : I look innocent. I do that face extremely well–too well. It’s a dead giveaway.

18. What I miss most about the eighties : Um…being born. LOL!

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Dead. LOL!

20. By this time next year : I’m hoping for a drastic change.

21. A better name for me would be : My names are perfect for me. Perhaps "Devie" fits me best.

22. I have a hard time understanding : some things at first. I can usually come to understand most things, though.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : die! Just kidding. It will not be a social event for me, though.

24. You know I like you if : I tease/torture/torment you!

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : HaShem…and then my Prince most likely. He’s my greatest supporter.

26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock : I don’t know the difference!

27. Take my advice, never : ACT stupid unless you’re willing to LOOK stupid. LOL! Good times!

28. My ideal breakfast is : Scrambled eggs made by my Prince. He’s the best cook ever!

29. A song I love, but do not own is : Don’t Play Nice by Verbalicious

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : Bringing a straitjacket–just to fit in.

31. My favorite Beatle is : Tiger Beetle

32. Why won’t people : Mind their own business and stop trying to control others.

33. If you spend the night at my house : be prepared to get pranked!

34. I’d stop my wedding for : Nothing!!!

35. The world could do without : TV. Really. Computers replace EVERYTHING.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : lose my Prince.

37. My favorite blonde is : I don’t know. I’m not fond of blonde.

38: Paper clips are more useful than : um, silly putty? No, silly putty’s still more useful. *chuckle*

39. If I do anything well, it’s : writing!

40. And by the way : I’m playing around with different blogs right now. Trying to decide what’s better…if I should move to blogspot or wordpress. 

01:27 PM

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Unconscious Mutterings 308:

1. Carpet :: magic…
2. Bottoms :: …up
3. Music :: Sound of…
4. Nails :: acrylic
5. Watch it! :: Or else!!
6. Your life :: Your Mom.
7. Candies :: See’s. Mmm.
8. Chafing :: …at the bit
9. Svelte :: I’d never heard of this before. I looked it up, though, and it means slender/sleek or suave.
10. Ding :: …Dong. The wicked witch is dead!

I went to Her Majesty and Tigger’s place again this weekend, even though I told myself all week that I needed to stay home and rest. Then, Samson texts me asking me if I’m coming to Tigger’s bday party on Saturday. Oh, fantastic!  This after we just had a snow storm and were expecting another weekend (which came). And I seriously needed rest. I mean, geez! I’m already going over there on Tuesday for the Chanukkah party!

Still, Tigger is one of the people whose birthday I couldn’t miss. So, I went.

We ate white/chocolate chip challah, watched Hancock and did some dancing. Of course, being with this crowd, I really enjoyed myself. Except when Samson and Le Bullfrog ganged up on me, picking me up and tossing me back and forth to each other. They just better be glad they didn’t drop me…I would have mauled them!

Without going into any further detail, I love my crazy, retarded friends! And BOO to the snow!

12:01 AM

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I had a wonderful weekend. It started as soon as I got off work Friday night. C4 picked me up and took me to her place where her sisters, My Evil Twin and VeggE, lay in wait to wish me a belated birthday (which I did not celebrate). I did appreciate the gifts, despite the gaudy balloons.

We played a really fun ink blot game and then watched a couple movies. I think we fell asleep around 6am. Then, around 1pm, C4 dropped off My Evil Twin and me at the mall where we met some friends: Her Majesty and her husband (Tigger), Le Bullfrog and the Newbie (a little inside joke there). We travelled another city over to see the Twilight movie at an especially nice theater.

I must say, I liked the movie. It wasn’t perfect, of course, but Her Majesty and I have decided not to assassinate any of the people involved in the creation of the film. Oh, and for the record: I loved how Ashley Greene was as Alice. She does an awesome job.

After the movie, we dropped off My Evil Twin and picked up Princess Skywalker for a sleepover at Her Majesty’s. We stayed up late playing games. Spoons turned out to be rather dangerous. I broke off one of my acrylic nails and blood from Princess Skywalker with one of my intact nails. It was still really fun, though.

We got some dancing in. Today, while the guys played video games, Her Majesty got reading done on Breaking Dawn (because I keep leaking bits to her cruelly) and I actually got some serious work done on my novel. My friends are such an inspiration to me…well…my friends and coffee.

I only got home a few hours ago. Wow. My whole weekend. What an awesome weekend. I’m hoping to carry its awesome-ness into the week’s grind.

Oh, one last note. I got an unexpected text from My Prince. He was in town for a while because his mission hit a hitch. He was only there for a couple hours and I was out of town! I probably wouldn’t have been able to see him anyway. It was nice hearing from him. I’m not sure I replied back to him in time because he messaged me earlier in the morning and I was still asleep. He was probably gone again by the time I woke up.

Oh well. It really was wonderful to hear from him. Especially as he encouraged me as usual. What a wonderful man. <3

11:45 PM

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Unconscious Mutterings, week 281:

1. Purchase :: new stuff! Yay!
2. Squeaky clean :: polish
3. Blended :: smoothie
4. Wednesday :: the week’s half-over!
5. Function :: I need sleep in order to function.
6. Look down :: Don’t…!
7. July? :: It never fails to rain on the 4th of July parade.
8. Raspberry :: blow…
9. Assertive :: someone who knows what they want.
10. Cracker :: …jacks

Her Majesty’s party went well. We checked out her and Tigger’s new apartment and then sat down to play Imagine If. I am determined to have that game now. It’s awesomely fun! We paused a short while to dish up dinner and went immediately back to the game. Unfortunately, we didn’t have time to finish. We stopped to have Her Majesty open her presents (mine is being shipped to her).

She totally stole my idea, though. She gave presents to her guest–which is something I was going to do at my next birthday party. Just for something novel. Anyway, I got a really cute card and a girly pack of Mary Kay stuff. I know there’s an actual name for that kind of roll-up case, but, being fairly new to my girly side, I don’t have everything down yet. Tinted lip gloss is as close to make-up as I come.

Anyway, then it was time to go see The Happening. That was my one disappointment. The person in front of us got the last ticket!! Grr. I’m not even going to talk about how pissed I am at not seeing Prince Caspian yet. If I didn’t feel so nauseated this weekend, I’d go to the theater by myself!

All for now. I’m going to soothe my ruffled feathers by checking out all the cute Betty Boop stuff on Amazon!

08:36 PM

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I’m going to a Murder Mystery birthday party on Friday for Her Majesty. I asked her if I could be the "murderer" but she told me we don’t get to pick–and the "murderer" gets tortured. Preferring not to be tortured by anyone other than my Prince, I revoked my offer.

So, Friday is going to be a long day, because I took a 7am-3pm shift to cover at work. Then, the Murder Mystery night, then, we’re going to see The Happening–probably around midnight.

Fortunately, today I have a short work shift. I’m going to get to bed tonight extra early.

07:25 AM

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