cast
of
characters
  • Imah: my mother, who plans to live with me always. (When I'm married, she can have a nice cottage beside my house.)
  • The Girlz (to be defined below): C4, Veg, (My) Evil Twin; also includes Tay and myself. Don't mess with us; we will find you, and it will hurt.
  • C4: aka Ariel; nickname self-explanatory; the Highly Explosive One; totally into the color blue; thrill-seeker and yet practical; serves as the big sister for the Girlz; also a chauffeur of mine.
  • VeG: aka Your Evil Stalker, Trinity or Trin; C4's younger sister; the beauty of the Girlz; has a male alter-ego (VeG).
  • My Evil Twin: aka MDM or Micky; C4 and VeG's younger sister; nickname self-explanatory (we're so alike); prone to physical violence. (*nervous laugh* Just kidding, girl. I love ya!)
  • Tay: aka Keturah (aka Quin, aka Dow); has almost as many personalities as I do; her skills in art brought her into the club, as did her singing talent.
  • Her Majesty: aka Josi or the Dancing Princess; one of my best dance friends; Calev's wife.
  • Calev: aka Tigger: a dance friend; nickname self-explanatory (if you've ever seen him dance).
  • Yoseph: (Israeli) Dance Instructor: a dance friend. (Sorry, I can't call him "Joe.")
  • Death: aka Caryn; we were like instant friends. Need I say more?
  • Cara: a friend my age who actually acts mature. It could be the whole being married thing.
  • The Pixie: aka Chrystie, nicknamed for her love of pixies and fairies and for her mischievous nature. She makes goth hip. Rock on, girl.
  • Yoshi: , aka Bullfrog; some crazy swing dancer I met at Israeli dance. Code name: "The Rat." (Just kidding! You wouldn't get it unless you've seen The Core.)
  • 007: James L; a friend from camp; nicknamed because he's a playa. Together, we're sort of like James Bond and Jinx--but we're not together in that way. K?
  • TTT: aka Triple Toe Tony, aka Prince of the Unseen, aka Yochi; my Israeli pen pal.
  • next victim: aka acquaintance; my lunacy will infect you all!!!
  • next victim: aka acquaintance; my lunacy will infect you all!!!
  • next victim: aka acquaintance; my lunacy will infect you all!!!