Insanity follows me like a shadow puppy dog
My job is driving me crazy.
Why can’t I be like some people and just schmooze people out of their problems?
If
it weren’t for the crazy people I have on my “team” I don’t know what
I’d do. They’re really funny and just weird enough that I fit in pretty
well. My first day, it was the purple-haired, overly-pierced dwarf-girl
and the flamboyant gay guy that made me feel most welcome.

LOL! My teammates are awesome! And, as I work a late night shift,
everything’s really laid back. My last hour yesterday, I didn’t take a
single call. My teammates all chatted about near-death experiences.

12:22 PM
Chronicled by: Her Grace, the Duchess Dethroned







































