Being Woman
I desperately need to distract myself…
My 10 Reasons Why It’s Great to be a Woman:
- Cuter clothing.
- Ladies’ Night: free food, free drinks, free flowers
- Speeding ticket? What’s that?
- New shoes can change your life.
- You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you’re gay.
- If you’re dumb (or happen to do something dumb), some people will find it cute.
- You can use PMS as an excuse for being crabby (I use it every week of the month. LOL!)
- You don’t get judged for having ear piercings.
- If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
- Women are generally trusted more than men are.
Reasons Why It Sucks to be a Woman
- Menstruation (especially mine–could giving birth possibly be worse?! Please, don’t answer that.)
- Giving birth (the process).
- Morning sickness.
- We’re not considered as smart as men.
- We’re not generally as strong.
- Speaking of the weaker sex, isn’t it annoying being called that?
- Bad hair days (with guys it’s excusable–even funny).
- If we stay home with our kids, we don’t deserve respect; if we work outside the home, we don’t care about our children.
- Gee…I can’t think of any more. It must not be so bad, after all.
Chronicled by: Her Grace, the Duchess Dethroned
